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Lawyerdude's Biographical and Personal page.
Brief Autobiography of Attorney Douglas Palaschak
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Here is my photograph from April 2007: Http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/HPIM0622.JPG
Here I am on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nesDVOx7lac
I have enjoyed a charmed life. I grew up on the perfect farm. My brother Greg farms it now. I am an Engineering Graduate of
the University of Illinois, Urbana, the best engineering school in the world - home of the mythical Hal9000 of 2001, A Space Odyssey.
There I was an honors student. I marched in “The Marching Illini”,the world’s undisputed Premiere Marching Band. John Philip Sousa
said that we were the best. I began my career as a Registered Professional Engineer. I consulted for the U.S. Navy, Mobil, and
Exxon. My expert testimony resolved a personal injury case. My calculations proved that a steel hydraulic pressure accumulator did
not contain sufficient oxygen for combustion to have overloaded the failed bolts. This proved that the cause of the explosion was a
failed hydraulic safety valve.
I conceived and designed subsea machinery for the U.S. Navy. I performed the buckling analysis for the riser tubes and
contributed to the design of the giant seafloor template for a quarter mile tall oil rig presently in service in the North Sea.
I have been a licensed lawyer for nearly a quarter century. I passed the California bar exam in 1983. I have my J.D. from
Ventura College of Law. I publish approximately 1200 legal articles on the internet. My areas of expertise are:
Enhancement of Freedom through constructive rebellion and litigation;
The abuse of Licensure http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Licensure by the state as an Instruments of Oppression;
Pre-Trial Criminal Defense of Malum Prohibium Crimes - the subject of my book;
Internet-driven Improvements in the Efficiency of Litigation;
Empowerment of Pro Se Litigants;
Bankruptcy.
I wrote only one appeal in my career and it won.
My most recent book is on the subject of Pre-trial Criminal Litigation of Malum Prohibitum Crimes. It is available by mail order
via the internet. http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/8457.html My proudest accomplishment is having found a mistake in the sheet
music for Debussy’s Clair De Lune. http://rosemck1.tripod.com/debussy-clair-de-lune.mid Warner Brothers republished their
Debussy book. Here is their letter in that matter: http://lawyerdude.8m.com/Warnerletter.jpg I have appeared on The Love
Connection, Hard Copy, and Inside Edition.
My heroes are Williams Kunstler http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/kunstler.html Stephen Yagman
http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/yagman.html , and Melvin Belli. Kunstler was sentenced to 4 years and 13 days in jail for his
zealous advocacy. He won on appeal. Here is his biography: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/kunstler.html Yagman was
suspended for 2 years for having accused Judge Real of being a drunk. He won on appeal.
http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/yagman.html Belli was whacked by the California bar for having done a TV spot for his favorite
wine.
Here are links to some of my favorite subjects and projects:
1. Lawyerdude’s cookbook: Use this link if it is good: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/cookbook.html . First half of book in
pdf: Will choke your computer if it is not new: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/cookbook1.pdf 2nd half of book in pdf.
Will choke your computer if it is not new: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/cookbook2.pdf
2. Jump to Doug's absolutely all true real life personal adventures if you are not interested in the legal stuff on this page.
http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/true.html
3. If you want to hear Claire de Lune click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKPBtZ0Zzok Claire De Lune is my favorite
music to play on the piano. I found a mistake in the sheet music and Warner Brothers fixed it and republished the book. Here
is the Letter from Warner Brothers: http://lawyerdude.8m.com/Warnerletter.jpg It is very big. I must figure out how to shrink it
down to size.
4. When I was at the University of Illinois at Urbana I played in the Undisputed #1 Marching Band in the Universe!
http://www.bands.uiuc.edu/MI/ What a rush it was to march down the street to Memorial Field on a crisp Autumn Saturday for
Big Ten Football. There were 240 of us in the band. If you want to here what we sounded like click on to the website of the
University of Illinois Marching Illini . There is a page that has much of the traditional music. It is here:
http://umgawa.bands.uiuc.edu/MI.old/ If you want to join my Marching Illini group you can find our music there also:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/marchingillini/ Another link to downloads:
http://umgawa.bands.uiuc.edu/MI.old/Sounds/Historic.html
5. If you want to read my electromagnetic theory of witching for water click here. http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/4357v3.html
6. Word Counting and Frequency analysis forensic tool and writing improver: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/mystory.html
Catherine Ball's Word Counter Program: http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/ballc/webtools/web_freqs.html
7. The self sustaining Illinois and mid-western farm lifestyle and culture.
8. Constitutional liberties
9. Communes: the quest for Utopia. Societal Improvement through change
10. Modern History of the world emphasizing progress in social justice, and the prevalence and acceptance of deceit
11. Chemistry of aromatics, flavoring, fragrances and psychotropic and recreational neurotransmitters and the biochemistry of
neuropharmacology: drugs and the brain.
12. My European ancestors. Close and distant.
13. The gold standard and currency manipulation. Specie payment. Money control.
14. Palaschak's corollary. Leary's theory. Genetic Behaviorism. Sociobiology. Social Darwinism.
15. Dream interpretation. Dream interpretation employs the same symbology as interpretation of fairy tales.
16. Nicola Tesla was a brilliant Serb gentleman who invented alternating current and electric motors. His inventions were ripped
off by the establishment including Marconi, Westinghouse, Edison, and J P Morgan. Here is a link to a site about Tesla and
his court battle where he finally won recognition that Tesla's radio patents predated Marconi's work which was copied from
Tesla's work. http://www.mercury.gr/tesla/galleryen.html Here is the 1943 U.S. Supreme court opinion that came a year after
Tesla died and a year after the government spy folks swooped down and took all his records and files.
http://laws.findlaw.com/us/320/1.html
17. http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/ My own personal quest to vindicate my first amendment rights. It this link there are many of
my brief in my long battle with the bar. Here are a few documents. There are links at some of the documents to take you to
other related briefs and motions.
18. Doug's 15 page history of the world. http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/4139history.html
Version 1.012 Crass Promotional Links: Upgraded Friday, June 23, 2006 Upgraded October 4, 2006. 5/18/07. 8/10/07.
Watch me on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nesDVOx7lac
Telephone Lawyerdude: 888 476 8954 toll free. Email: Dlawyerdude@Gmail.com Lawyerdude1989@yahoo.com
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Links for your Empowerment! Self help Litigation forms, instructions, cases, and samples.
1. Table of Contents to my $29 book. http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/7697.html You can use your credit or debit card
to buy it. Over 143 jam packed 8.5 x 11 pages. Sent by priority mail.
2. My Flow Chart including links to a dozen proven winning motions: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/7930.html
3. How to Win! Getting started: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/7260.html
4. Motions 101. How to write and file and serve a motion: http://www.fu.gq.nu/6025.html
5. Over 100 actual winning motions from 22 winning pro se litigators ! http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/traffic.html
6. What has been newly posted by Lawyerdude: www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5673.html
7. My Demurrer page: Perfect record so far: http://lawyerdude.8k.com/5736.html
8. Briefs 101. How to write a Memorandum of Law: http://www.lawyerdude.s5.com/6435memo.html
9. Lawyerdude’s Empowerment page: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/medley.html
10. What performance you should expect from your criminal defense counsel: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5635.html
11. Your litigation rights page. Learn your litigation rights! http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5687.html
12. Charlie’s Transcripts. Learn how to charm the judge and win your case: http://ronfox.250free.com/charlie.html
13. Learn the law ! Links to the 143 cases that define criminal procedure: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/weinreb.html
14. Eighteen actual Section 1983 federal complaints: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/6008.html
15. List of the 30 most important criminal court motions. They are listed in Lawyerdude’s Bill of Rights for Criminal
Defendants in jail. This is my New Standard by which to measure effectiveness of counsel. Make your
appointed lawyer toe the line: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5635.html
16. Courtroom assertiveness 101: How to be assertive in court. Scripts for the Pro Se litigant:
http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5537.html
17. Were you strip searched? Sue em! http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5728.html Do they do a strip search anus check every
time you go to the law library? Did your jail not have a law library?
18. List of the most quotable cases and the most useful web pages for the pro se Litigator:
http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/medley.html
19. Your case summary and trial notebook form: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/summary.html
All about Lawyerdude Palaschak
20. List of my 200 most popular web pages according to Google. http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/5733.html
21. My winning argument regarding the 1st amendment where I argued the Law to the jury without interruption:
http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/5918.html
22. Raid at the Good Nite Inn based on mistake of law by District Attorney: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/brosnan.html
23. My ongoing battle with the mistaken, oppressive, and political state bar: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com
24. Lawyerdudes’s biographical page: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/mystory.html
25. My LSD story and brief: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/5431.html
26. How to work well with Lawyerdude: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/contract.html
27. My most important page. My top 10 lists: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/5459.html
28. My ideas. My 10 proposed amendments to the bill of rights: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/5123.html
29. My home page: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com Or my mirror site: http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com
My biggest fattest briefs:
30. My “state bar acts are unconstitutional!” brief: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/3789.html
31. My 100 page LSD brief: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/1170.html Use this for your drug case!
32. My collection of “right to drive” briefs: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/right2drive.html
33. Lawyerdude's briefs: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com
More Lawyerdude links and Recommended Reading list
34. Lawyerdude’s traffic page: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/5259.html
35. Lawyerdude's library. A prioritized reading list. A list of books that farm folk and an enlightened populace should read.
Some of these books justify weekly or monthly review - like your Bible - for your own defense.
http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/library.html
36. List of links to the Latest uploads from Lawyerdude: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5673.html
37. Lawyerdude's Contemporary Constitutional Issues: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5693.html
38. Lawyerdude's links page: http://www.lawyerdude.8m.com/links.html
39. Lawyer’s Manifesto: http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/5753.html
This was one of my first web pages. Revised July 8, 2001 and 26 September 2003 and 10/12/04.
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